February 20, 2012

Part 1 of: She’s Just Not That Into You IF:

  • She ignores your text messages.
  • When she does respond to your text messages the reply is “Who is this?”.
  • She doesn’t entertain the idea of bringing you around her friends.
  • You don’t KNOW any of her friends.
  • The answer is always no…for EVERYTHING.
  • She refuses to give you head.
  • She refuses YOUR head.
  • If your name in her phone is anything other than YOUR name.
  • She only calls you when she has problems paying her bills.
  • She doesn’t care about the type of underwear she wears around you.
  • She ends up losing her phone on EVERY Holiday and your Birthday.
  • She never laughs at your jokes.
  • She never offers to cook a home cooked meal for you.
  • She doesn’t want you around her kids, and especially if YOU’RE the father.

More to come later.  I hope you finally got the point. 🙂

February 26, 2012

One Of My All-Time Favorite Quotes. Women Don’t Get The Credit We Deserve. Thanks Barbra…

A man who graduated high in his class at Yale Law School and made partnership in a top law firm would be celebrated. A man who invested wisely would be admired, but a woman who accomplishes this is treated with suspicion.”

– Barbra Streisand

This statement is sooo true, in regards to me and my accomplishments.  I am always questioned about my career, educations and current projects.  That’s life I guess.  It’s the year of the bum. My husband just said “it’s a man’s world”.  The sad part is: I couldn’t disagree.  Sad but true.  It is a man’s world.
February 26, 2012

Cool Quote But….Nevermind

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”

– Albert Einstein

February 23, 2012

I’m So Sick Of Parents That Don’t Raise Their Children..

This is a subject that I get really sensitive about, because children don’t ASK or BEG to be here in this world; and there’s actually some parents that are forced to be away from their children (i.e. the military); and here you are wasting your freedom to be around your children 24/7; and completely making a mockery out of being a parent.

When you decide to make a child and bring them here, the least you could do is raise them right.  Teach them a thing or two about manners and growing up to be a responsible adult.  It’s VERY annoying to watch these parent’s bring BOYS into this world and not teach them how to be MEN.  YES, usually boys need to be taught how to be gentlemen. This is just my opinion, but I rather take the chance of TRYING to teach my son how to be a good man than NOT teaching him. I would hate being the reason that he grows up to be a complete douche bag (and YES, little girls need to be taught how to be WOMEN.. another post for another day).

I think Domestic Violence, and HELL even street violence, would be reduced if more parents took responsibility for their children; and taught them the difference between right and wrong.  I understand that sometimes children are persuaded to make bad choices because of peer pressure and their little shit head friends (with bad parents, I’m sure), but teach them about that too. Continue reading

February 20, 2012

PART 1: What Women NEED To Hear..(Don’t Be Afraid)

Men should be more honest when it comes to certain subjects.  These are just a few of the statements men should say without fear of rejection or ridicule.  Keep it real.  More to come later.

  1. YES, your butt looks big in those jeans.  (Some will take this as a compliment)
  2. NO, I wasn’t planning on calling you back after you gave it up.
  3. YES, Baby Phat went out of style the same year it came out and now it’s just tacky fashion.
  4. NO, I don’t wanna marry you or have a family with you EVER.
  5. I have 4-8 kids that I don’t even take care of or see on a regular basis.
  6. I have no job and I live with my mother.
  7. I didn’t text you back because I didn’t pay my phone bill, so NO I wasn’t out cheating on you.
  8. YES, I was out cheating on you.
  9. No, I never played basketball or football good enough in college or high school to make it to the Pros.
  10. NOPE, that’s not a bump from shaving, it’s probably from a freak named Shavon.  Yes, Shavon your old best friend.

ENJOY! Subscribe to my blogs for Part 2 of “What Women NEED to hear” and so much more.

February 20, 2012

Dear Little Wayne: THAT OUTFIT WAS MADE FOR LADY GAGA & NICKI MINAJ ONLY

Lil Wayne Dressed As Nicki Minaj

I know I’m late but I had to post this ridiculous ensemble worn by Female Hip Hop artist Lil Wayne.  She must have thought it would be a good idea to dress like Nicki Minaj that night.

I’m sorry but…some of you men, that think this is ok, needed to hear this!